Now where on earth did that Dunkin Donuts egg and cheese on a croissant go? I have no idea! I mean, surely IIIII am not responsible for this disappearance. I have an alibi! I was sitting right here in the front seat of the car, minding my own business.
What's that on my stomach, you ask? What? I don't see anything ... These little brown flakes? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm OKAY, OKAY. ONE minute it was there and the next it was gone! Did I eat it? MAYBE. I forget. I don't remember what happened. It all happened so quick! What do you mean that's not going to hold up in court? Well fine then, I need to speak to my lawyer!
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